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Author: Eloise Lovelace
Title: Gryffindor/Slytherin Relations
Summary: Draco and Harry try to find a private corner, but Gryffindor/Slytherin inter-house relations have never been better and things are crowded.
Pairings: Harry/Draco and a lot of other Gryffindor/Slytherin pairings, plus two intra-house couples. Knowing who totally spoils the punchlines, but if you simply must have ample warning, highlight the following text behind the cut:
Ron/Hermione, Crabbe/Goyle, Lavendar Brown/Blaise Zabini, Parvati Patil/Theo Nott, Dean Thomas/Daphne Greengrass/Seamus Finnegan, Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson, Neville Longbottom/Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore/Salazar Slytherin's portrait, Nearly Headless Nick/Bloody Baron.
Genre: Humor, slightly cracky
Rating: Mature audiences.
Warnings: Het, slash, a threesome, but none of the pairings are really terribly explicitly described, so please don't let any of that put you off. There are passing mentions of kinky uses of food, books and polyjuice, as well as, so help me, tickling and spanking, though fully consensual in all cases. And, I've tried to stay as in-character as possible, given how incredibly crackfic this is. And, also, there's knitting.
Disclaimer: All of the above characters belong to J.K. Rowling. I only pair them with each other in ways that J.K.R. never intended, except for Ron/Hermione, which I'm fairly sure that J.K.R. did intend, though probably (definitely) not like I wrote it.
Author's notes: Set in that magical space where Harry and Draco have gotten it on and gotten out of the closet about it, and miraculously, the world has not ended. This is my first ever plot bunny inspired by a knitting pattern. :)
Length: 2850 words.
(Link to Story on Skyehawke!)
With apologies for the fact that I haven't worked out how to post the knitting/crochet chart there yet. If you're interested in making a Slytherin/Gryffindor blanket, check back... or reply to this thread and I'll email you when I get it posted!
Current Mood:
amused amused
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On October 3rd, 2006 12:49 am (UTC), best_of_five commented:
HAHAHAHAHA! i think this was the best one yet! -loves-

-pets harry and draco-
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On October 3rd, 2006 12:56 am (UTC), eloiselovelace replied:
Thanks so much for all the encouragement. The next big thing on my to-do list is this lightly-cracked-out, ultra-snarky story for fem_exchange, and I hadn't been feeling very funny lately. This really, really helps. :)
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On October 3rd, 2006 12:58 am (UTC), best_of_five replied:
you're very welcome! good luck :)

hope you'll write more h/d, p/o and r/s (loves on my otps)

also, is metathesis going to be locked for a while? i can't seem to get it to open...
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On October 3rd, 2006 01:08 am (UTC), eloiselovelace replied:
Aaah. I locked it in a fit of self-consciousness, but there's only one chapter up right now anyway... Unlocking to be less lame. I've got about five chapters written, but the second chapter needs a bit more work...
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On October 3rd, 2006 01:10 am (UTC), best_of_five replied:
thanks! i'm sure it's good :)
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On March 30th, 2007 09:41 pm (UTC), confiteor_3 commented:
Oh dear lord. *dies* So funny. Poor Harry and Draco. *giggles* So tramatized. All the pairings are hilarious. And I'd love to know about the Pansy/Ginny there. *g*
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On March 31st, 2007 11:30 am (UTC), eloiselovelace replied:
Thank you so much for the lovely feedback! I have no idea where that came from, actually - I was traumatized, too!

This fic was what got me started on Pansy/Ginny, so clearly, I wanted to know, too! :D
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On July 18th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC), savagedamsel10 commented:
Ha! Love the goofy pairings and all of the silliness. I'm one of the few people out there who absolutely loves Crabbe/Goyle because it's such a smuttycrack!ship in many ways.

On to a more off-topic question, how do you do that spoiler-y highlight-ery thing you did with your pairings list? I've been wanting to know how to do that but can't find help in the LJ FAQs.

PS=As much as I love RHr, you're actually one of the few out there who can actually write them well, even if they are in your fics generally the smaller secondary pairing.
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